Casey is up first today, and predictably, her first priority is ensuring that I am fed. She’s very excited, she is saying something about Chicken in gravy. Chicken, aahhh. Nothing is better than chicken, unless it’s KFC. Nothing is better than KFC. Oh goodness, I’m drooling on Dad’s keyboard, He won’t like that.
Right, as Mom would say… FOCUS. I told Casey (she’s my sister in case you’re wondering) I don’t like gravy any more. I’m tired of it. I want jelly. Did she listen? No. Humans are really not that smart. Oh well, we all have to live with them, right? We can’t help who we love.
If she had known that I don’t like gravy anymore, she would have moved heaven and earth to accommodate me. I’m just worshipped here… well, that’s to be expected, isn’t it? So I guess I can forgive her ignorance, not everyone can be as smart and awesome as me.
I take a few reluctant licks of the gravy. Oh well, Mom will wake up soon and give me some crispy divine food, I can wait. Casey switches her computer on and as I could have guessed, she needs me with her. She picks me up and holds me while she’s watching some silly show. I think it’s called Hanna Mon-something or other. I don’t know why I put up with it, but she really seems to need me, so I kind of feel sorry for her. Until she gets it in her tiny brain that I should look pretty.
I am already pretty, in a really masculine awesome kind of way, but she still thinks my looks can improve with a hideous pink scarf. It clashes with my eyes! Once again, instead of just scratching her and teaching her an overdue lesson in respect, I put up with it. Eventually I can’t stand it anymore and escape her girly clutches.
Instead of going to Mom for protection or just going outside, I sit on the coffee table and start washing my face, and before I know it, Casey has me back in her make-over clutches. The things we do for our loved ones. Oh well, I guess I had better log off before they come back. They’ve gone out again with a bag full of food and drinks, no chicken, so I’m guessing it’s off the menu today. I’m tired anyway, so I think I’m going to have a quick nap. My humans seem to find it comforting when I’m home sleeping.